Men Men Are Just Happier People :O)

- Your last name stays put.

- The garage is all yours.

- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

- Chocolate is just another snack.

- You can be President.

- You can never be pregnant.

- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

- You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

- Car mechanics tell you the truth.

- The world is your urinal.

- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

- Same work, more pay.

- Wrinkles add character.

- Wedding dress 2000. Tux rental $100.

- People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

- One mood all the time.

- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- You know stuff about tanks.

- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

- You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

- If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

- Your underwear is $5 for a three-pack.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

- You almost never have strap problems in public.

- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

- Everything on your face stays its original color..

- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- You only have to shave your face and neck!!.

- You can play with toys all your life.

- One wallet and one pair of shoes

- one color for all seasons.

- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

- You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes

No wonder men are happier.

Never judge a book by its cover !

When I was younger I get impressed with smart and educated people Easley..an MIT Graduate student a young manger , a famous pop start…all that changed when I get my masters from a great school and when I became more mature and i met many people from all over the world , all that has changed..I discovered that people have many sides and what we see could just be one side that we like about that person you have to live and to know well this person before deciding if he/she is impressionable.. So give them more time to prove themselves..Never judge a book by its cover.

Hard Night....

Every day when I am rushing to come to my office I see men and women sleeping in the street, that we are used to see them next to metro station o sleeping or singing some playing music but we never thought of them when we are walking in this busy life but when I reach my office, I thought of them and how it is life hard for them..and if there is any way to help them..


This  post is for them! :-(

La chemise Blanche

La simplicité fais beauté ca je savais mais dans chaque soirée je me retrouve avec un homme qui porte chaque fois une Chemise blanche..pas la même mais une différente comme c son costume… ces gens qui portent ce même style n’aiment pas les habilles et n’aimes pas la mode et ne savent pas choisir mais ils savent que la chemise blanche c pour tous les occasion..c Dingue J’en ai mare de le voire en blanc lol Je n’ai pas eu le temps de lui dire face a face je le dis la .J’espère une autre soirée je te rencontre en noir o bleu même en orange ou rose mais pas en blanc :O)

Play on People’s Need to Believe to Create a Cultlike Following

People have an overwhelming desire to believe in something. Become the focal point of such desire by offering them a cause, a new faith to follow. Keep your words vague but full of promise; emphasize enthusiasm over rationality and clear thinking. Give your new disciples rituals to perform, ask them to make sacrifices on your behalf. In the absence of organized religion and grand causes, your new belief system will bring you untold power.

Beau de Novembre: Marcello Mastroianni

I love italy, i adore Italians and i am a great fun of Italian food and movies, my best actor ever is Mr Marcello, i guess i have seen all his movies including of course his best LA DOLCE VITA and i get inspired from this movie..
Mes Amis Le Beau de ce mois c MARCELLO...

A real friend

When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means the most us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving much advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a gentle and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares

Le chic Obama

Avec son allure chic Barrack Obama ridiculise la dégaine cowboy de Georges bush et le bling Bling de Sarkozy, il séduit des cadres du monde entire, qui s’empressent de copier son style. Ses costumes sont sombres et ajustes , il ne ferme qu’un seul bouton. Ses cravates sont étroites couleur pastel. Ses trucs en plus ? les manches retournes. Son tailleur Hart Shaffner Marx… il est excellent ce président..

Runaway Groom

If you have the opportunity to meet with a single man over 35 try to ask him why he is single?

And he will answer you this:

• I am too picky

• I don’t have time

• Good women are hard to find

• I travel a lot

• I am a workaholic

• Searching for the big love

• I hate divorce

• Girls are so demanding and fake

In fact those are classical fake answers for a single 35 and up man ….its like they lived 35 years and up searching for the right one and they did not find it …come on guys ….

you want the real story, and after chatting with a 40 year old friend that I cant mention his name here, and many like him , the majority men over 35 single are afraid, yes believe me they are so afraid from the responsibility , oh yea they could be a CEO for a company a brilliant doctor, or a genius but they are afraid to lead a family… and the problem of that family…. in another hand there are so few searching for that big love but when they will reach the 45 or 50 and did not find it they will get married any girl just because they have to make a family oh yes they have to..

This is my opinion am not against a single man but please when you ask you why you are single just answer This

1- It is out of your business

2- I hate responsibilities

I am sure they will leave you alone

I know you will ask me why I am single and I will answer you

Because men over 35 hates responsibilities :O)

Keep Your Hands Clean

Law26-Keep Your Hands Clean

You must seem a paragon of civility and efficiency: Your hands are never soiled by mistakes and nasty deeds.  Maintain such a spotless appearance by using others as scapegoats and cat’s-paws to disguise your involvement.

Perfect....

I admit it's tempting to wish for the perfect boss - the perfect parent - or the perfect outfit. But maybe the best any of us can do is not quit, play the hand we've been dealt, and accessorize what we've got.

Boss Day!

Hey guys , today is the Boss's Day
So do not forget the gift and some cakes, or you will be fired tonight :)
My boss is the best!
No Am kidding he is Not.....
A very nice gift has been sent to him yesterday night, but he did not arrived yet to his office! he will be surprised! I am sure he forgot that day he barely remember Christmas!!!!!can you imagine!!! but he has some good quality he never forget what i did wrong, my extension number so he can call 10000 times a day, the meeting schedule, the overtime for every week, and he never forget to surprise us when chatting on msn or blogging..
For all hard worker and nice bosses i want to wish them all the success..and keep doing great work... but please stop being soo picky…Life is short!

Dont worry you are STUPID!!

can't remember me in the Metro?
You dont even remember my name?
Stop scratching your head!!!
Maybe you haven't been getting enough sleep.
Maybe you had  many glasses of wine last night.
Or maybe your acting stupid

But Dont Worry You are STUPID

Are You Snoring?

Last week I have received a package form an online store, but the man was mistaken it was not for me but for my colleague so i went to her office , when she saw me she starts laughing teling  me this is the last solution for her husband snoring before the divorce LOL, it is sooo funy product that when i saw it i was sure that her man will not put it on !today I asked her about the result and she said that this is the best solution ever, so if your partner or friend has the same problem, you can kick his ass like I will do, or sleep in separated room or be so nice like my colleague and buy this product you can thank me :)

Mon Lion Blanc

Je suis folle des animaux , hier j’ai été surprise par un animal que je n’ai jamais vu, un Lion Blanc et oui il y a des Lion blancs ils sont tres rare mais en faite ils existent, et j’ai envie d’avoir un dans mon jardin  Le lion blanc est une forme mutante du lion de la sous-espèce Panthera leo krugeri ; il ne s'agit pas d'une sous-espèce séparée. On le croise occasionnellement dans les réserves naturelles d'Afrique du Sud, et il fait l'objet d'élevages sélectifs dans des zoos du monde entier. Selon les croyances africaines, cet animal est divin et croiser sa route porte bonheur. Son existence a été révélée au public dans les années 1970 par Chris McBride dans son livre Les lions blancs de Timbavati (The White Lions of Timbavati).

Le pain fait grossir

Le pain a longtemps été accuse d’être le pire ennemi des alimentations équilibrées. Aujourd’hui réhabilite, il est même plébiscite par l’ensemble des nutritionnistes, car c féculent contient presque tout ce qui est nécessaire a la sante : glucides, protéines, fibres, vitamines et sels minéraux. Mieux, il ne doit pas être supprime des régimes minceur : en effet, le pain contient très peu de graisses (environ 1%).consomme avec modération, il ne fait donc pas grossir. Mais il ne faut pas le tartiner a profusion de beurre, de confiture ou de miel…

Lines

At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out. They fence you in. Life is messy. That's how we're made. So, you can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them. But there are some lines... that are way too dangerous to cross

Beau D'Octobre: Clive Owen

Every month i will post about an actor that i like this month is Clive Owen , I loved his face and specially his eyes
Clive Owen est le beau d'octobre....

Re-Create Yourself

Law 25-Re-Create Yourself
Do not accept the roles that society foists on you. Re-create yourself by forging a new identity, one that commands attention and never bores the audience. Be the master of your own image rather than letting others define if for you. Incorporate dramatic devices into your public gestures and actions – your power will be enhanced and your character will seem larger than life.

L' abus de mode nuit gravement à la santé

Etre une victime de la mode peut non seulement affaiblir son compte en banque mais aussi son état de santé. Entre les talons hauts qui font mal aux dos et les bijoux fantaisie qui provoquent des réactions allergiques, il est important de savoir ménager son capital santé tout en restant à la pointe des tendances.
Les sacs à mains larges peuvent causer des douleurs au dos et au cou, car ils maintiennent un poids sur les épaules et le cou. Shazia Khan recommande donc d'éviter de porter des sacs de plus de 4,5 kilos.

Elle conseille plutôt des petits sacs, fabriqués avec des matériaux légers, ou encore des sacs à dos, car le poids est réparti sur l'ensemble du dos et des épaules.

Elle conseille aux femmes qui ne peuvent pas s'empêcher de porter des sacs énormes de faire des exercices pour muscler le cou, le dos et les épaules.

Les gros sacs à mains entraîneraient aussi un risque lié au transport des bactéries comme l'E. coli, une bactérie intestinale, ou le staphylococcus aureus.

"Les femmes portent et déposent leurs sacs n'importe où. Elles devraient le laver régulièrement pour se protéger des bactéries",
Même si les chaussures à talons hauts ont une image glamour en partie grâce à Hollywood, les femmes qui marchent en permanence avec ces stilettos peuvent développer des problèmes de dos et de cheville sur le long terme.

"Les talons hauts entraînent une pression sur la voûte plantaire", explique Shazia Khan. Cette pression pourrait entraîner des oignons, et des douleurs aux pieds, au dos et aux chevilles.
Les talons hauts pourraient aussi entraîner des douleurs aux muscles des mollets et contribuer à des problèmes aux genoux.
Elle conseille aux femmes qui portent des chaussures à talons en permanence de changer de type de chaussures de temps en temps.
 Elle conseille aussi d'alterner la taille des talons pour empêcher d'endommager le tendon d'Achille, et de choisir des talons larges, plus stables. Autre recommandation: choisir des chaussures qui permettent aux orteils de bouger.
Elle conseille aussi d'acheter ses chaussures à la fin de la journée, quand le pied a gonflé naturellement, pour ne pas choisir de modèle trop serré.
Enfin, les ongles en acrylique peuvent abriter des bactéries et des champignons, qui peuvent causer des infections. Pour l'éviter, l'ongle devrait être hydraté et poli.